Karma In My Eye






Ask me anything
Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.

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Well, I was on my way to this gay Gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I suddenly thought “Gosh, the Third Reich’s a bit rubbish. I think I’ll kill the Fuehrer.”
— River Song, best quote of the entire show (via sherlockforgotthesilence)

marxisforbros:

Important performances in modern history.

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  • Netflix: because you watched The L word here's every gay movie ever in the history of gay

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you-always-feel-it-sherlock:

misswho221b:

Everyone needs to remind themselves of this once in a while because this actually happened and it was perfect.

I watch this like once a month to cheer me up.

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merryyurimas:

oodlyenough:

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he looks like he’s singing a solo on xfactor or something

don’t you forget about me, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t you forget about me

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stunnerpony:

I don’t know what this is, but it’s the best thing ever xD

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reagan-was-a-horrible-president:

Former Vice President Dan Quayle 

reagan-was-a-horrible-president:

Former Vice President Dan Quayle 

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stfueverything:

decolonizingminds:

feminismordeath:

badassperger:

caseyandsons:

bxneyard:

soulsuccubus:

thedaysofforever:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I never usually laugh at these, but I literally just lost it

Lololol

Tears are streaming down my face oh my god

help

"I am getting fisted right now" omfg

this made me hysterical help

im crying

I was laughing so hard I was choking….I may have woken up the neighbours lmao

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